you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
of course. lets lasso hookers.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
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apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
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That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
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