We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Randomize
