He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
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It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
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Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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