Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
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mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
He pulled a kid having a seizure out of a car and stayed with him until the ambulance came.
he what???
Not kidding. My ovaries cannot handle this shit...swear next time he'll rescue a bunch of pound puppies and hand them out to lonely orphans.
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Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
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