It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
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i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
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Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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