Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
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how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
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I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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