We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
I'm bleeding and have questions
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
Randomize
