it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
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Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
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I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
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