what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
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