new low.... made out with someone while peeing
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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