farters have to be the big spoon...
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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