I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
We are all done wearing pants today
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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