today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
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I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
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I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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