So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
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Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
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Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
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