Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
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