Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
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