wake up i wanna do it froggy style
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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