I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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