You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
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we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
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I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
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