There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
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