what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
I have post one night stand depression
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