I wish I could teleport
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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