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(586): View more from Michigan

dear santa what can i do with your candy cane?

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.

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(678): View more from Georgia

all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.

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(703): View more from Virginia

I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps

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(404): View more from Georgia

and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.

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(941): View more from Florida

she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.

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