I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
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