I could have mohawked her pubes.
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
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So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
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in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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