I wanna passion pit in your ass
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
Randomize
