Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
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its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
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After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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