): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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