I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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