As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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