Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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