people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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