and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
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Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
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He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
and you fell through a lawn chair
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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