stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
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