Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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