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what?
penguin condom
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
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I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
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Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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