She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
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I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
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IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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