so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
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Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
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Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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