I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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