Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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