it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
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Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
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Dude, that was like bongs ago.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
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