You work out of a Hotel?
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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