Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
it glows. i had to have it.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
I'm both gender and math confused
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