Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
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Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
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Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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