i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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