Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
It's just like the Real World with babies
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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