I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
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What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
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We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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