this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
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