if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Green mimosas i think yes
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
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