she was so not down for the gang bang
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
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Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
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I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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