I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
I just want nice things and good sex
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
Randomize
