make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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