People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
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