I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
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