Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
Its about making memories worth repressing
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
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I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
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It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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